18 May 2007

Meek and Mild -- NOT




Gentle Jesus Meek and Mild.
This picture and others like it grace the walls of many a Sunday School in our land.

Was Jesus a bearded lady?








This is a typical image of Jesus from a Byzantine church ceiling. Here it is clear that Jesus is anything but meek and mild.
He is the ruler of the universe and is sitting upon the throne of heaven.
Nothing escapes his notice. Nothing catches him with his pants down.
He created the universe from the smallest quark to the largest galaxy complex in seven days and he didn't even break a sweat when he did it!
Oh, and that guy kneeling and kissing his feet - that would be one of the kings of the earth. One day Tony Blair and George Bush will kneel before him along with King Faisal, Indira Ghandi, Ayatollah Khomeini and every other ruler you can think of, and will kiss His feet.

Beat that!

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